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Tiny kitchen nightmares

I’m currently staying at my sister’s flat. While cooking I saw that she had these two adorable salt and pepper figurines that are meant to be posed like they’re embracing each other.

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I realized that if you put paprika powder or chili inside them instead of salt and pepper, it looks like they’re crying/puking blood.

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And I’m not totally convinced they’re meant to stand in an embrace, I think they fit just as well into the zombie walk pose.

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Or like this.

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I guess to sum it up I think they’re pretty sinister looking things. I also realized, when cleaning up the figurines so my sister wouldn’t get mad at me for messing with them, that they look pretty damn creepy under the tap as well.

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